agentofhate:

Pool Cable by ~valhaley

In my dream reality, I’d be dating Dead Pool and we’d be in love and bone 3 times a day. We’d be living in Zeal and riding Chocobos and my dog would always be by my side. I’d look like Selena/Thalia/Jennifer Lopez and I’d go on arduous adventures everyday fighting bad guys and trying to prevent a great intergalactic evil from taking over our planet. I’d be a magic caster even though I always play rogue classes because I know I’m too much of a clutz and pussy to be sneaky and be able to stab from behind. Frog would definitely be part of my entourage. The soundtrack to my life would be a compilation of Muse, Emiliana Torrini, Fiona Apple, Yann Tierson, and Nobuo Uematsu. I’d eat all the pizza and milkshakes I’d want and never get obese because I need to eat all the food in the world to build HP, MP, and experience. Also, I’d have great hair.

My brain in 10 seconds.

(Source: radiationdude, via nathansummers)

If only.

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