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Posts tagged Ewan McGregor
  1. Fuzzy wuzzy.

    Fuzzy wuzzy.

    (Source: the-octagon)

  2. Yesss.

    Yesss.

    (Source: bloodfleshbones)

  3. infra-redactivity:

deathbeforedigital:

folkinz:

Ewan McGregor is Ready to Rumble

my sweet Ewan has tattoos?! oh sweet mother of Jabba, the boner i have right now is out of control

Every new thing I learn about Ewan makes him more magical jerk-it fodder than the last thing I learned about him. Have you ever seen the television show he made with a friend about riding motorcycles around the world? It’s called Long Way Round and it is so buttfucking charming and thought provoking that even if motorbikes or travel don’t interest you in the slightest, you’d still salivate from every orifice over Ewan graciously traipsing across the planet.

    infra-redactivity:

    deathbeforedigital:

    folkinz:

    Ewan McGregor is Ready to Rumble

    my sweet Ewan has tattoos?! oh sweet mother of Jabba, the boner i have right now is out of control

    Every new thing I learn about Ewan makes him more magical jerk-it fodder than the last thing I learned about him. Have you ever seen the television show he made with a friend about riding motorcycles around the world? It’s called Long Way Round and it is so buttfucking charming and thought provoking that even if motorbikes or travel don’t interest you in the slightest, you’d still salivate from every orifice over Ewan graciously traipsing across the planet.

    (via listenslisten)

  4. I want to keep you. In my vagina.

    I want to keep you. In my vagina.

    (Source: bloodfleshbones)

  5. You don’t ever need to ask. Just go ‘head. Go on. Touch it.

    You don’t ever need to ask. Just go ‘head. Go on. Touch it.

    (Source: mggublers)

  6. Oh gahd, that first frame - tattoo/features - looks too freakishly like otter in bed. Yikes!

    (Source: sfranciscolover)

  7. BABEBABEBBEABDBASDASBBABABAAAAAABE.

    (Source: proudscottish)

  8. “I’m jealous of your boyfriend because he looks like Obi-Wan.”

    “I’m jealous of your boyfriend because he looks like Obi-Wan.”

    (Source: gingerann)

  9. When otter fakes a british accent, although not a scottish one, I just want to die.
In other news, look at that gorgeous hair.

    When otter fakes a british accent, although not a scottish one, I just want to die.

    In other news, look at that gorgeous hair.

    (Source: darling-youre-a-pretty-boy)

  10. Sex in boots.

    Sex in boots.

    (Source: zadigcallisto)

  11. infra-redactivity:

It was sooo hard.

*fans self* OH YOU.

    infra-redactivity:

    It was sooo hard.

    *fans self* OH YOU.

    (Source: not-my-three-patch-problem, via listenslisten)

  12. Adowable man.

    (Source: proudscottish)

  13. Moist.

    Moist.

    (Source: proudscottish)

  14. exogenesisdom:

Ok. I’m in love with Ewan McGregor. For 1 000 000th time and forever

    exogenesisdom:

    Ok. I’m in love with Ewan McGregor. For 1 000 000th time and forever

  15. <3

    <3

    (Source: vjork, via aokp)

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