A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.
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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.
Pacific Northwest.
Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.
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What a delightful surprise, but I’d cook that egg over medium. I don’t like drippy yolk in hand held foods.
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Get rid of the middle man, waste of stomach space.
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Erection.
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