A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.
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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.
Pacific Northwest.
Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.
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users onlineI’m a bird. I’m a biiiird. Suck my diiiiiick. I’m a biiird.
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bird’s main attribute is malevolent violence....just don’t give a shit. It’s probably an...