Pizza + Ben & Jerry’s = This.

That is my secret.

Doesn’t do much for the horrible condition of my hair, though.

PS: I’ve noticed more and more of my real-life acquaintances have somehow become privy of my tumblr and twitter. I don’t tell anyone about my internet biznizz, so how’d you find me? No, seriously, I’d like to know. Y’all are sneaky. I hope this image makes you feel uncomfortable, creepers. You’re welcome.