A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.

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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.

Pacific Northwest.

Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.

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  1. Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today

    masonthegrey:

    religionisbullshit:

    mooooocow:

    and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.

    Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

    Guess what it was.

    Just guess.

    I’ll give you a hint.

    It was sperm.

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