⚓ Je suis ce que je fuis ⚓

A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.

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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.

Pacific Northwest.

Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.

DISCLAIMER: Content is not work-suitable and mostly tongue-in-cheek.

deistbrawler asked:

The more pictures you post of Otter the less he looks like Ewan McGregor or Matt Damon and the more he looks like Dougray Scott. I'm just saying...

JESUS CHRIST. HE DOES! WHAT THE FUCK!