A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.
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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.
Pacific Northwest.
Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.
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SOMEONE TAKE ME SWIMMING SO I CAN WEAR THIS
My new swimsuit has arrived, it fits like it was made by the gods especially for me and now I neeeeeeed to wear it somewhere before the summer. I’m even considering the cold waters of Brighton.
Alsoalsoalso I know there will be some bitchy teen going ‘ergh look someones had too many pies’ and in reply….I may have had quite a few but at least I am much sweeter than you.
I hate you.