A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.
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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.
Pacific Northwest.
Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.
DISCLAIMER: Content is not work-suitable and mostly tongue-in-cheek.
users onlineSpend hours looking at porn.
Until you find the perfect one to masturbate to.
Then get disgusted by it afterwards.
lmfao
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Until you get like me, and just roll with the filth.
this is TOO FUNNY :DD