A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.

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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.

Pacific Northwest.

Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.

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    foodbeersexwhatever:

    This gave me my first genuine laugh in quite some time.

    Can’t stop laughing.

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