A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.
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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.
Pacific Northwest.
Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.
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Can’t I have it all??!!
THIS IS MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Omg I’ve literally done this before in this order and it was awesome.