A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.

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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.

Pacific Northwest.

Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.

DISCLAIMER: Content is not work-suitable and mostly tongue-in-cheek.

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  1. downinstruggletown:

    k-sarahsarah:

    burningbrooklynbridges:

    truth.

    Louis C.K. is fucking brilliant and full of truthiness. 

    This guy.

    Holy. Shit. Yes. THAT. I never really realized this myself until he said it for me! Amazing. How do you do it, Louis?

    (note: I’m still a needy clingy bitch, though)

    (Source: jonwithabullet)

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      well i guess i was doing something right because my ex never wanted to cuddle after sex.
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      true facts. When I’ve been satisfied I’m like fuck off, I wanna sleep
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      haham, funny how hes the one that likes to cuddle. ;*
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