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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.

Pacific Northwest.

Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.

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  1. perpetumobsessive: A pizza cone. Mind blown. Search and destroy.

    perpetumobsessive:

    A pizza cone. Mind blown.

    Search and destroy.

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      So wait, is this a thing?
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      SEX….in my mouth
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    9. thelustyglutton reblogged this from enormouscrawlspace and added:
      i love pizza cones
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    18. h0rde reblogged this from perpetumobsessive and added:
      I want one of these omg.
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    21. sublime-supreme reblogged this from mrsrobinsonsghost and added:
      inside me I’m such...slut for good food
    22. mrsrobinsonsghost reblogged this from daughter-of-smoke-and-bone and added:
      I’d be willing to give it a try :D
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    24. daughter-of-smoke-and-bone reblogged this from wreckranger and added:
      I think you would burn your mouth
    25. wreckranger reblogged this from declareityours and added:
      this is a pizza cone. your argument has straight up left the building.
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      i want this lik right meow
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