A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.
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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.
Pacific Northwest.
Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.
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also being freakishly tall problems- everythings already too short.
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lol…
Or each step you take makes the hem curl more and more northward, until everythan is hanging out. :/
STORY OF MY GODDAMN LIFE.
this has been happening lately
hahaha i like this problem i have
I told my dad this the other day and he didn’t understand! baha
Had to go look for this because I AM HAVING THIS ISSUE RIGHT NOW.
lolllllllllll bbb