A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.

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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.

Pacific Northwest.

Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.

DISCLAIMER: Content is not work-suitable and mostly tongue-in-cheek.

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  1. animalstalkinginallcaps: WELCOME. I AM MADAME FUZZYBELLY. YOU HAVE COME TO HEAR YOUR FORTUNE, YES? PLEASE, BE SEATED. PLACE YOUR MONEY ON THE TABLE. LET ME LOOK INTO YOUR FUTURE. YES. I SEE … YOU … DOWNLOADING … LIL WAYNE MIXTAPES. THERE IS DISAPPOINTMENT. ANGER. YOU WILL EAT … MUCH … RAMEN. IN YOUR BOXER SHORTS. A WOMAN? NO. I SEE NOTHING THAT RESEMBLES A WOMAN. I’M GETTING A VERY STRONG IMPRESSION OF YOU CRYING WHILE DOING LAUNDRY.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    WELCOME. I AM MADAME FUZZYBELLY. YOU HAVE COME TO HEAR YOUR FORTUNE, YES?

    PLEASE, BE SEATED. PLACE YOUR MONEY ON THE TABLE. LET ME LOOK INTO YOUR FUTURE.

    YES. I SEE … YOU … DOWNLOADING … LIL WAYNE MIXTAPES. THERE IS DISAPPOINTMENT. ANGER. YOU WILL EAT … MUCH … RAMEN. IN YOUR BOXER SHORTS.

    A WOMAN? NO. I SEE NOTHING THAT RESEMBLES A WOMAN. I’M GETTING A VERY STRONG IMPRESSION OF YOU CRYING WHILE DOING LAUNDRY.

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