A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol.

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The Three P's: Pizza, Pandas, and PBR.

Pacific Northwest.

Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.

DISCLAIMER: Content is not work-suitable and mostly tongue-in-cheek.

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  1. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

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    6. prettygirlwithahandgrenade reblogged this from youre-a-smelly-pirate-hooker and added:
      Mine too. Gracious. Once, I had a catered sushi party and it was SO expensive. It was worth it though because I...
    7. youre-a-smelly-pirate-hooker reblogged this from bakingbaked and added:
      Holy fuck. My mouth is watering all over the place.
    8. ollieotson reblogged this from creamofunicorn and added:
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
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    10. ladymissk reblogged this from kumilovesbananas and added:
      Madre sanata y todo lo que es bueno y glorioso en este mundo!! Quien quiere comer eso con migo?!
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    12. iwannastimulatemymind reblogged this from ruabadfish and added:
      OMFG OMFG I NEED SUSHI IN ME ASAP WOW THINKING OF ORDERING CHINESE TONIGHT> SHANNON U DOWN???????
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    19. forevercreating reblogged this from thishurtslikeheaven and added:
      I should have this for my 21st birthday instead of alcohol.
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      HOLY SHIT!!!! *GFRGHGF FOODGASM*
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    44. hustleandcusslickonthedust reblogged this from derelick and added:
      oh my god please right now
    45. libbyquinn reblogged this from derelick and added:
      This is the most glorious thing I’ve seen all night.
    46. lelandvan reblogged this from libbyquinn and added:
      I ate sushi today, I could eat sushi forever. om nom nom.
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    48. ashleyshumway reblogged this from derelick and added:
      Ugh. This is like an orgasm on a silver platter.
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    50. aislinntaylor reblogged this from frootloopnoob and added:
      I forgot to mention, I’m still going to eat fish. :) Cause I love sushi!
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