Part-time muse. Full-time paradox. Digital flesh. Puerto Rican alt-model with a degree. Indifferent to the noise. A penchant for beer, burgers, pizza, ice cream, and all things cute.
Currently in Portland, OR. If you are a photographer and would like to work with me, shoot me a message via my Ask with a link to your portfolio and e-mail.
Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.
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“If we’re willing to spend $750 billion (so far) to make democracy in Iraq possible, we should be willing to spend one-twenty-fifth of that to make democracy in America work.”
Listen, I fucking love nature. Fucking love it. But these little assholes? DEAD. I’ll side step to avoid crushing an ant, I will grab a sheet of paper to detour a spider out of my chambers…BUT. THIS. MOTHERFUCKER. IN MY PRESENCE? DEAD.
You think you know me? You think l’m composed, calm, and collected? Take me outside and let there be a mosquito. Let there be. Ooooooooooooooh. I CAN’T STAND NO MOTHER FUCKING MOSQUITO. Life ruiners.
This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Upon arrival in Los Angeles, a pair of British buddies were interrogated for hours, placed in separate holding cells for 12 hours, and ultimately sent back to the UK.
Leigh Van Bryan, 26, and Emily Bunting, 24, say they were locked up with drug dealers and “treated like terrorists” all over a tweet Van Bryan sent to his friends prior to Hollywood trip with Bunting, in which he informed them that he was on his way to “destroy America.”
Van Bryan and Bunting tried desperately to explain to airport officials that “destroy” was slang for “partying,” but to no avail.
“The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist,” Van Bryan, a bar manager from Coventry, told The Sun. ” I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.”
He was also asked to explain a tweet about “diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up,” which he said was a reference to a Family Guy episode.
The two were eventually put on a flight back home. “We just wanted to have a good time on holiday,” Bunting said. “That was all Leigh meant in his tweets.”
A request for comment from the Department of Homeland Security was not returned.
Manuel Granero (1902-1922) - the day he died (May 7th, 1922). Georges Bataille was in the audience and will mention this bullfight in L’histoire de l’œil.