fuckyeahgiantpanda:

Via Unabashinglyme / Video.

This is how I feel at the moment from sheer frustration and anger. Minus the cub saying “she’s fine, folks”.

I want my next shoot to consist of rose garlands, just like this.

Posted on Jan 30,2012 | 293 notes
via emilynoel (originally solilunaire)
tags: thoughts

If I had Doctor Manhattan’s powers, I’d make male versions of me and date my friends and treat them right and be the best.

overd0s:

smelled like fruit loops

I want some fruit loops…. *side eyes her boyfriend*

Posted on Jan 30,2012 | 170 notes
via everyonedies (originally overd0s)
tags: drugz
“If we’re willing to spend $750 billion (so far) to make democracy in Iraq possible, we should be willing to spend one-twenty-fifth of that to make democracy in America work.”
Posted on Jan 30,2012 | 407 notes
via kateoplis (originally think-progress)
tags: quote'merica

super-eklectic1:

“we” got a situation

this is gonna piss a lot of people off hehehe

i regret nothing

I love this woman’s brain so much.

did-you-kno:

Source

Listen, I fucking love nature. Fucking love it. But these little assholes? DEAD. I’ll side step to avoid crushing an ant, I will grab a sheet of paper to detour a spider out of my chambers…BUT. THIS. MOTHERFUCKER. IN MY PRESENCE? DEAD.

You think you know me? You think l’m composed, calm, and collected? Take me outside and let there be a mosquito. Let there be. Ooooooooooooooh. I CAN’T STAND NO MOTHER FUCKING MOSQUITO. Life ruiners.

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Upon arrival in Los Angeles, a pair of British buddies were interrogated for hours, placed in separate holding cells for 12 hours, and ultimately sent back to the UK.

Their offense? Jokingly tweeting that they were coming to “destroy America” and “dig up Marilyn Monroe.”

Leigh Van Bryan, 26, and Emily Bunting, 24, say they were locked up with drug dealers and “treated like terrorists” all over a tweet Van Bryan sent to his friends prior to Hollywood trip with Bunting, in which he informed them that he was on his way to “destroy America.”

Van Bryan and Bunting tried desperately to explain to airport officials that “destroy” was slang for “partying,” but to no avail.

“The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist,” Van Bryan, a bar manager from Coventry, told The Sun. ” I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.”

He was also asked to explain a tweet about “diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up,” which he said was a reference to a Family Guy episode.

The two were eventually put on a flight back home. “We just wanted to have a good time on holiday,” Bunting said. “That was all Leigh meant in his tweets.”

A request for comment from the Department of Homeland Security was not returned.

[thesun / dailymail.]

Posted on Jan 30,2012 | 1,617 notes
via stateless1972 (originally thedailywhat)
tags: 'merica

(Source: ripkamsud)

Posted on Jan 30,2012 | 696 notes
via super-eklectic1 (originally ripkamsud)

deuxetdeux:

Manuel Granero (1902-1922) - the day he died (May 7th, 1922). Georges Bataille was in the audience and will mention this bullfight in L’histoire de l’œil.

One of my favorite books. Favorite chapter.

Posted on Jan 29,2012 | 121 notes
via deuxetdeux (originally deuxetdeux)
tags: story of the eye

Terrible.

Posted on Jan 29,2012 | 18 notes
via bitterarbiter (originally bitterarbiter)
tags: serbian film